A better way

I was tired last night and was falling asleep on the sofa at 10 pm so went to bed, but the moment my head hit the pillow I was wide awake.

It was a couple of hours before sleep descended and then at about 4 am I was wide awake again. I managed to fall asleep again and was having a really in depth, intense dream (which of course I can't remember) when the alarm went at 6.

I struggled awake and sleepwalked my way to the bathroom and when I came out I bent down to pick something up, stood up and slammed my head against the corner of the wall.

Well I can tell you that, apart from having a small egg forming on my forehead, it was a helluva way to wake up.

Not the best start to a day.